Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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