i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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