And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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