Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
