Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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