I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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