Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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