well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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