it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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