this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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