The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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