Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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