i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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