Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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