Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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