He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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