Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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