we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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