it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
