I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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