Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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