one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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