honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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