Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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