Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize
