Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
did you just send me my own nude
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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