Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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