Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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