I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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