We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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