She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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