I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
In America we eat man semen.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
