Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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