let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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