You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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