I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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