Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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