Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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