one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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