Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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