I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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