A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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