Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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