My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
