He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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