he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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