And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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