My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
birth control should be required to get into college
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize