I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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