Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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