Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
