it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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