Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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