We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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